Riri's dick

Unless many think, Marie is a top. Their dick is quite enormous, massive and humongus. Anyone would bottom for them.

"Oh my god I just had the best night of my life with Riri's dick!"
"No way I'm jealous!"

by ririgotthetoppestdickever February 20, 2023

Angolan dick chungus

Angolan dick chungus is when you have sexual relations with an 81 year old of African heritage and put her in the corkscrew sex move/position, then, make sure you have at least 1.2 liters of human excrement, make sure that the old lady is almost dead until u release the load, leave the dead old lady for 2 days then put her over a fire and roast and u are left with cum chungus in her vaginal region, finally you can eat the old lady

Remember that time for thanksgiving we did the Angolan dick chungus instead of turkey

by Sealvester November 16, 2025

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

dick

a nickname and definetely not what you are thinking about right now

teacher: hi everyone let me show you this dick
teacher: can you please let richard go back to his seat

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

Dick-love

A gay relationship between two people named Richard.

(Dick is a shorter version of the name Richard)

Richard: hey babe
Other Richard: hey *kisses Richard*
Joe: I guess you could say there's dick-love between y'all

by xxalex September 29, 2021

vacation dick

A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.

by Ryguy017 June 14, 2016

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022