Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

Feeding my anatomy

What your cold buddy will say to you when they have no popcorn

I will look for popcorn when I’m dont feeding my anatomy

by Kelsie💕 August 31, 2019

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

croaked my frog

post-sex drip that leaks a puddle all over the sheets

he came then I croaked my frog all over the bed

by snailtrail07 December 22, 2020

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

by ChuckChuckGoof December 29, 2024

Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.

Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.

by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016