food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

by poshzilla March 16, 2020

Shaggers Dick

After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.

‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’

by homerbellerin October 17, 2021

Ohio Dick Party

When three dicks are fucking one vagina at the same time while in the back of a pickup truck.

Let's please not have an Ohio Dick Party

by BitchKillaCop(ass)Filla November 7, 2017

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

International Suck A Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th

Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!

by Jkbb24 May 20, 2022

Dick

some how a shorten form for Richard instead of you know Rich

Kate:Thats Richard but everyone calls him Dick
Tom:Wow, people can be cruel
Kate:Nah that a short form for Richard
Tomಠ_ಠ

by (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ September 23, 2019

dean dick

A man private part that has red line on head penis, spew red sauce and smell like cheese and laxitive, similar to dirty dick or stinky spunk

Shane - Hi Jenny you wanna fuck

Jenny - Hell no you have Dean Dick

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh shit, mommaaa i have a red line on my fuckin dick
Mom - Honey you have Dean Dick, i told you stop fuckin them old bitches

by Keivon Moesley December 7, 2018