Dick Burn

When your dick gets burned by your underwear/zipper from getting dry humped by some hood rat.

Man, that chick gave me dickburn!

What, that’s not real!
Oh! Dick Burn is real.

by T.B. Trailer April 20, 2018

Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

Pulp Dick

A medical condition resulting in pulp on, in, and around the genital area of men.

“Wanna hook up?”
“I don’t think that’s a great idea… doc told me I got Pulp Dick.”

by BigDickAdrian November 30, 2024

dick

stuff that girls suck on

your dick is super big!

by oof1231243354233233 May 29, 2018

Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language

“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick”

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

`~`Zeta`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Zeta`~`

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023