National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )

1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)

by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

Dick Ticks

The number of times your penis spasms during an orgasm.

That root was good, she gave me 20 Dick Ticks

by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

dick

a dick

dick in ass

by genitels November 25, 2020

Swedish Dick

Swedish dick is a bick juicy fat cock attached to a swedish woman.

Swedish dick is a cock of a swedish woman
Oscar: Wanna fuck with me Sofia?
Sofia: *drops pants and dick flies up*
Oscar: I didn't know you had a bick swedish cock.

by SwedishBickLover March 14, 2023

Squash Dicks

When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

wickedy dick

An admirable or aesthetically pleasing penis.

He sent me a picture of his penis and it was one wickedy dick.

by Merdy97 March 29, 2024