Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

Dumb Dick

A penis that doesn't know where to go

That guy on our team has a dumb dick

by Dumb Dick Guy August 22, 2019

peeping dick

When you can see just the tip of the head of an uncircumcised penis poking out of the foreskin and it catches a woman or man by surprise when they first see it.

So this guy I've been talking to came over last night and we started going at it for the first time. Much to my surprise I was caught off guard when I started to blow him and was face to face with his peeping dick!

by skankweasel October 6, 2016

Dick rape

Is when you put a male in an uncomfortable situation where you end up fucking his dick without his consent but you don’t get pregnant

Bro I woke up to her best friend and her little sister sucking my dick and she walked in on it so what could I say or do bruh I got dick raped I’m just glad she was so understanding she said if I was my sister I’d probably dick rape you too

by Bdsm handbook January 23, 2024

Dick Wod

Typically a person of inferior qualities and sub-par personality who thinks it’s funny to shit all over people with no care for others emotions.

Dick wod: “ You look like a camel, but worse”

Person: “That kinda hurt “

Dick wod: “ Thats what your mum said... oooohhh”

Person: “ your such a dick wad man”

by σέξι σκύλα November 21, 2021

Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.

Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Dick high

When he dick you down so good it feel like you high off dick.

“I was so dick high i couldn’t even stay standing”

by thatbtc100105 November 4, 2023