Water Nazi

An employee who will take action if you put soda in your water cup.

"That douchey employee made me dump my coke and get water, what a water nazi!!"

by iamchacho September 17, 2013

Hard Water

When you can hear your neighbors peeing in their toilet through the walls.

Our neighbors Hard water is really getting to me!

by datz ok December 12, 2014

Sculpting Water

A term used to describe something that is impossible to do

1) it's like trying to sculpt water.

2) I have more chance of sculpting water then....

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Water Practice

A cover name for the act of smearing bodily fluids all over one's face. This act most commonly occurs directly after a dirty movie or an intense workout.

Brock: "I'm ready for some water practice. It gives me such an overwhelming sense of fulfilment."

by jello_man April 15, 2009

Mop Water

Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.

My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.

by tbclycan December 21, 2010

Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.

You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.

by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008

sad water

rain should be called sad water, after all it does get all dark and gloomy (plus the brand sad water is really r a d)

Damn, we had alot of sad water today

by sourlemon July 2, 2018