Top of the Tits

adj. - very best in class/quality

"Planning on fixing up my ride til it's top of the tits."
"Jared didn't just win the Halloween contest, his costume was absolutely top of the tits."
"My night was top of the tits until James puked on my new Jordans."

by hatedderok October 24, 2012

tit-nipplyness

The degree to which one's nipples are evident through one's clothing

Often a side effect of cold weather and/or physical stimulation

see Nipple Check

by Daniel Harold May 6, 2004

sub-tit

A fold of skin or roll of fat usually found on overweight or obese people that gives the impression of an additional tit below the normal tit.

Reach under your sub-tit and give me that leftover chicken wing.

by sub-tit September 10, 2009

clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.

Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.

by beachballjugs September 1, 2015

GIB Tits

Gib Tits is a short acronym for the description of a female's breasts that look good in a bra, but once removed for the bra, they tend to sag, or form a cone or misform. Very much a turn off to most males.

Women who have gross looking breast, tend to wear bras that hide the fact they have nasty, saggy tits that only look "good in a bra" and leading their unsuspecting male mate to believe they "scored" with a hottie.

dude, that chick i fucked last night had total gib tits, i was like "damn, look at that rack", then she took off her bra and i threw up on her face.

She sure has some gib tits.

by Mike d roy February 26, 2011

Tits in an asshole

When a women inserts her tit into a man or womans rectum.

Your mother stuck her tits in an asshole

by dmilleville90 November 21, 2009