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Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter
by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025
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brown moon

Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown
Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!

Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.

Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.

Phil: Really?

Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?
by cosmic user January 23, 2020
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Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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Full Moon Strudel

A sexual act when a person lies on the floor and pulls down their pants, exposing their bare buttocks, and another person ejaculates semen on them.
My buddy mooned me lying down joking, and I did a full moon strudel on him.
by DKRemedy February 6, 2021
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The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.
"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."
by James E. Robert October 4, 2015
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
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