Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.

You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.

by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008

water sheep

water sheep or jeb is the satanic spawn imprisoned in pewdiepies crop farm

water sheep: *does nothing*
pewdiepie: i wanna build a torture chamber for jeb

by waluigiiswaifu July 24, 2019

Geek Water

Mountain Dew;
Term best described used in sci-fi or anime conventions. To keep "geeks" up all night with all the caffiene in it.

At the comic book convention the nerds had to drink all the geek water.

by HybridAzn May 20, 2003

Salsa water

The juicy byproduct of a delicious fresh salsa. Not any of that jarred shit. REAL salsa. It has magical healing properties in reducing hangover symptoms. Consume from the squatting position whilst loudly slurping and regretting last night for maximum effects .

Grace is hungover, get this woman some salsa water!

by ShamelessGrace August 11, 2016

short-water

A body of water that is no deeper than 12 inches.

I jumped into the short-water thinking it was deep and hurt myself.

by iDenzilla December 14, 2013

Mop Water

Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.

My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.

by tbclycan December 21, 2010

bong water

a item used in the daily ritual of drinking.

'alright yea so that was uhm- that was my SWEET BONG WATER drinking ROlePLAY I think I'll have one more *Sharp inhale* SiP *slUuruURUurP* *gurgle?* *GulP*
well anywaYS i hope u guys ENjoYED it *BreATHE* make sure to likeuh, comment and

supplies'

by Sarichi's Son November 15, 2020