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rural road

a road that usually is used for to connect people to cities or towns but if its straight and flat, then its a raceway
down on that rural road out of town, it connects so many people to this town but on that very straight section, this rural road is now a speedway
by tycoonfan November 29, 2024
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Road psych

Do you ever just be driving and have the sudden urge to swerve into a nearby sign or river? this is a road psyche, just that sudden urge to cause damage while on the road.
"Earlier today i had a road psyche it really scared me."
by possumous January 10, 2022
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wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021
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Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.
When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.
by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018
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Cheering for the road team

A slang term for someone who's homosexual.
Look at the way that guy talks and acts, he must be cheering for the road team.
by Enko247 February 12, 2022
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i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄
by Savanah100 May 25, 2021
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dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.
I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.
by Ohhboii April 17, 2019
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