Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

retarded bitch

The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are

Bella:wtf you retarded bitch y are u climbing the telephone poll

by blindpersonhrs September 22, 2019

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016

Retard

A slur towards disabled people, It’s not even a medical term anymore as mental retardation has been replaced with intellectual disability, You should not only be using this if you can reclaim it

Did you hear? That edgy kid said retard again

by boringtransboy June 13, 2022

Retardism

A medical condition that only can be self-diagnosed and you will be called an idiot if you use

"SeLl yOuR CORNEAS tO kInG eNglAnD!" Said the girl who we all knew, had retardism.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

retard

a retard acts like alex p.

Man he sure is an alex p retard

by yaanday January 25, 2017

Retarded idiot

A insult to basically say that someone is so stupid you have to use 2 definitions of stupid instead of one to get your point across.

Jerry: what’s your favorite food?
Bob: I really like pineapple pizza.
Jerry: this retarded idiot.

by h0w_t0_make_cokaine October 7, 2023