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Piss Jynx

When one person announces they have to take a piss and then makes someone else want to take a piss as well.
Person 1: Man I gotta piss

Person 2: ...shit now I gotta piss..

Person 3: You got piss jynxed!
by YourDemonic April 10, 2023
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Piss Metal

Pissmetal is a specific genre of metal created in Amity Pennsylvania

It combines elements of Sludge Metal, Groove Metal, and sometimes Southern Rock. Pissmetal is typically loud and thrashy, often featuring screaming vocals, ripping bass guitar leads, groovy guitar solos, and sharply contrasted tempos. First made popular by the band Amity in Ashes who hail from Amity Pennsylvania, a small town south of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.
Man I went to a show last night and my neck is killing me! They were playing piss metal all night, and I couldn't stop banging my head.
by Amity in Ashes July 12, 2017
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Piss oak

An oak tree that smells like piss when split. Usually found near swamps.
When I die I want my ashes spread under a piss oak” —Shawn Johnson
by Husky haven November 28, 2020
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piss o'clock

When it's time to piss
by Totally real person June 21, 2023
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Cool Pissed

a thing scene kids say to show they're capable of using sarcasm. unfortunately, it fails when they use it one hundred times a day. it is also popular for them to use on twitter.
Person 1: Bro I lost your ADTR shirt...
Person 2: Seriously man? Cool pissed.

@ihaveatwittercauseimscene: Forgot I had a test today... #coolpissed
by austin5629816532 June 6, 2011
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Piss Positions

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
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Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.
Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed
by Dozza442 April 18, 2018
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