fuck penis

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

by kfmri January 13, 2017

penis pit

A vagina.

Pound my penis pit.

by Counselman Davies November 25, 2013

penis death

Necrosis that is localized on your penis. Penises with penis death will fall off and create a horrible pissy mess that everyone will hate.

Bro... my dad came down with penis death. I hate him now.

by Piss shitter March 26, 2021

jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

by Kaery April 13, 2015

pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary

go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

by hitormissinevermiss December 4, 2018

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018