Piss Cock

The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.

"Let me out of the car right now, I have to empty out my piss cock."

by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

Cock Tourettes

Saying or typing the word cock repeatedly without having any control over it.

All direct quotes from @cosmicgirlie (who has cock tourettes) on Twitter

Sometimes a cock just totally creeps up on me unawares.

I think I may have slipped several cocks in already, without even thinking about it.

Cock.

Don't make me throw a cock out there now.

I yell cock on a more regular basis on twitter. That, and I often get my boobs out.

by Laura AWNTYM February 23, 2010

cock tale

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.

Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!

by jakerater July 16, 2007

Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

Cock Throb

When one of your friends is talking about something you can't put up with anymore and say cock throb to end the conversation.

Ron: My refrac is back boys
Dave: Cock throb
Ron: Fuck I need to talk to someone about it

by Lube Nudeman April 27, 2015

Cock Blocker

when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel

Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in

by monet July 14, 2004

milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.

After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.

by clint August 25, 2004