Captain Cock

What Broly called Goku for putting his dende on on him when they were babies from the ssj9k dragon ball z parodies

Broly: “Captain COCK!!!!! “
Goku: “ Don’t you mean Kakorrooooottttt!!!!

by YFN Xae October 17, 2019

bastard cock

a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.

damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*

by holly* June 15, 2003

Cock sock

A sock for your cock

Yes I have a cock sock

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX June 17, 2018

Piss Cock

The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.

"Let me out of the car right now, I have to empty out my piss cock."

by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

Cock Tourettes

Saying or typing the word cock repeatedly without having any control over it.

All direct quotes from @cosmicgirlie (who has cock tourettes) on Twitter

Sometimes a cock just totally creeps up on me unawares.

I think I may have slipped several cocks in already, without even thinking about it.

Cock.

Don't make me throw a cock out there now.

I yell cock on a more regular basis on twitter. That, and I often get my boobs out.

by Laura AWNTYM February 23, 2010

cock tale

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.

Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!

by jakerater July 16, 2007

Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006