Dutch Apple Crisp

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

reds apple ale

A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle

Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off

by Bob Saget June 23, 2016

Pop your Apple

v.
To break one's first iphone. A precursor to many more broken iphones to come, but the first cut is always the deepest.

Susan: "I just broke my first iPhone"

Jane: "way to pop your apple girl!! Don't worry, it gets more comfortable the next few times you do it"

by importedHAM October 16, 2012

DEAD FUCKING APPLES

the alternative to damn u right

Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"

by deadfuckingapples12 August 7, 2018

German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019

Apple Crumb pie

That shit your aunt makes at Thanksgiving.

Damb, This Apple Crumb Pie is banging.

by MBartoza July 23, 2017

Apple juice fetish

It’s when ur attracted to apple juice…. You aren’t sure how to explain it but you’re literally drinking it all the time and the thought of apple juice makes your toes tingle!

“Dude…. I don’t mean to be weird but this girl has a fetish, an apple juice fetish. All she does is speak breath sleep live apple juice”

by Larry Edward William Tomlinson July 26, 2022