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get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
by teepee997 November 10, 2010
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.
Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
by EN34 July 27, 2016
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Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In
‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’
by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024
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Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.
Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy
by dicktionary man January 19, 2018
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Snake

Some of the most amazing and sweetest creatures on the planet yet most misunderstood creature that unfortunately gets treated like shit because some douchebag decided to dress like a snake and tempt Adam and Eve into eating a forbidden fruit. Majority of snakes are not venomous and very few snakes have venom powerful enough to kill people and even so they would rather not use it. They are actually very frightned of people and thats why they bite sometimes.
Person 1- snakes are evil
Person 2 - no their not
by The king of snakes October 7, 2018
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