e-ligion

The act of getting all your church-going done through technology, online, by television, etc.

I haven't been to church in a while but my e-ligion is on point every sunday via the www.

by fineamazon August 21, 2009

E-chad

A SUPER COOL BUFF PERSON WHOSE REALLY COOL AND FUNNY AND STUFF LIKE ttv lotusliam

Wow Liam is such a cool E-CHAD

by Liamdeku March 29, 2022

E-Hump

To show dominance through the internet.

Kid on video game server: "Anybody else got a mic?"
Obnoxious guy: "Haha look at this little fag, go back to finger-painting!"
Cool Guy: "Shut up, stop E-Humping that kid!"
Everybody in the entire universe except for obnoxious guy: "HAHAHAHA YEAH OBNOXIOUS GUY, MORE LIKE OBNOXIOUS GAY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

by Njlamp December 16, 2014

e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.

After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.

by laura palmer March 20, 2014

pineapp;e

a murderous fruit who eats humans and stars

OH NO A PINEAPP;E IS GONNA EAT THE SUN

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa223 October 20, 2020

E-girl

E-girl is a electronic girlfriend. People usually associate them with sex workers.

Jakub would love to sleep with a E-girl. He gets very horny when he sees one

by Lolking21 January 30, 2020

e-crush

A crush that developed through the use of digitale communication rather then actual real live events

„If you keep texting him like that u will have an e-crush on him in no time, pinky!“
„Lmao remember when I was e-crushing on that guy and ended up having an e-heartbreak?“

by gwen05 May 11, 2020