fart ice

The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.

Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.

by dviv August 23, 2019

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Solid Fart

The opposite of air dookie, a solid fart is just a poop...a dookie...a back door nib despencer. The use of this term when your dookie is a liquid is absolutely frowned upon.

I shit a brick and it was the worst solid fart I’ve ever experienced.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019

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Boomerang Fart

Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .

*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*

Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"

Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*

by A. St James September 20, 2012

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