On a bomb one

The modern equivalent to the term "on a good one". In reference to someone who is under the influence of meth.

Homie must be on a bomb one laughing so hard at nothing.

by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021

one direction

5 liars who said they're going to be back together in 18 months but they dropped out of school and can't really do math so here we are, still waiting.
They're also the sexiest man (and the only man i like, cuz I'm probably a lesbian) alive. The band members are Louis Tomlinson (boobear), Liam Payne (daddy direction), Niall Horan (the irish one), Harry Styles (bottom) and Zayn Malik (Zack, Ringo)

Someone: Yo, you still listen to one direction?
Directioner: WHY WOULDN'T I ?!

by tommoscarrots February 4, 2021

None-One

This term is used in reply to someone who only drinks one shot and refuses to drink another because they're a coward.

Guy #1: How much did you drink?
Guy #2: One shot.
Guy #1: Want another? It's been awhile since we hung out!
Guy #2: Nah.. probably shouldn't.. *makes up lame excuse*
Guy #1: Wow, man. None-one! You're lame!

by K1$$3$ October 6, 2011

Lush one

When a straight married man gets drunk and ends up licking a gay man's anus

Did you hear about Gary? He was caught in the restroom giving some guy a lush one

by Nukky8 June 3, 2023

The Wholesome One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.

"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

Devil’s One

Noun: a seemingly evil person/sentient being

My daughter seems to be a devil’s one.

by Wandering Uterus November 28, 2019

The Middle One

Alone... He always seems to end up alone... While he tends to always be in the MIDDLE of everything, surrounded by everybody... He always feels alone. First, his father left him and his mother to start a family of his own, which ended up being his half brothers; Dolphina and Nalu. Next, he thought he found the love of his life, which ended up being taken right from his hands... By none other than his half brother DOLPHINA. Nothing ever seems to go his way. Things won't ever get better... or will they?

"You know... You and I have a lot in common." - The Middle One

by Line Bri October 8, 2021