pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary

go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

by Hskfok July 19, 2018

penis pleaser

A person who knows exactly how to please a penis the correct way.

"I love the fact that my wife is a penis pleaser. She knows exactly what to do."

by greyman2020 October 17, 2013

Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

by hitormissinevermiss December 4, 2018

Penis pepper

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.

Penis pepper long hard and spicy

by Wheels May 14, 2017

enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!

by lmai2 June 2, 2023

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018