bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

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Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.

X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...

by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017

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Nuttie buddies

When two girls or guys find out that the same person ejaculated inside them. Because of this common bond, they become best friends.

Girl 1: Oh he fucked you too?

Girl 2: Yup..

Girl 1: Oh we nuttie buddies now ::walks off holding::

by Pwetmo January 26, 2021

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That's Buddy

Buddy. It's Buddy!

Hey look, that's Buddy!

by Awesomenuzzo January 15, 2021

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Draw Buddy

A half-animal, half-person character that represents a person or stereotype. They are part of the Imagine Nation (A group of my characters) and are part of the Draw Buddies series

Lilipop is a Strawberry Fox Draw Buddy!

by Lilipop Official February 23, 2023

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