Kay willy

A person who grows trees out of her chimney stack. A person who is soo stupid that she thinks a period is a full stop. Avoid kay willy's at all cost.

A kay willy is huge

by anonymous October 3, 2020

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

willy c

william the conquerer

willy c:

“william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”

by KloDaniels March 5, 2021

Willie

Child of god, A virgin, Get good grades, is funny, YOUNGBOY BETTER! I got NO bodies !

Willie Da Best.

by e4mdot_1400 January 26, 2023

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024