The followers of Epic Potato

The Followers of Epic Potato is a group were very genus smart people believe in the culture of Ppotatology and go to The Church of Epic Potato

Booga: Do you believe in the culture of Ppotatology?

Snoop: Yeah, why wouldn't I? I even go to The Church of Epic Potato every Sunday!
Slevardi: So you're a one of The followers of Epic Potato, sweet!

by The Followers of Epic Potato March 18, 2020

Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023

Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

Lil Tom potato

A horny Boy

Your being such a Lil tom potato

by Hogman123 March 5, 2022

East Potato Head

Like Potato Head but towards Latvians

Plural: East Potato Head

Latvian lady: (Speaking Latvian) We Latvians don't want to be part of Russia or speak Russian

Guy: Yeah yeah, whatever East Potato Head

by Porg009 May 28, 2023

potato salad explosion

You had a big diarrhea

"yo I just had a potato salad explosion"

by Ozzy & sam September 29, 2020

Thrice baked potato

The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.

I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.

by Drock800 August 13, 2023