by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012
Get the Ass hatmug. person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
by queefinator4 March 5, 2023
Get the rash in my assmug. My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
Get the Ass cookiemug. Teacher: So your son has been wildin out in my classroom recently and i'm not sure what else to do, we've tried everything we could
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
Mom: Oh don't worry, because imma clock in on that ass later when we get home. It wont happen again i can tell you that
Delinquent: No momma please i learned my lesson
by Da_vinki June 14, 2023
Get the clock in on that assmug. When you so fat yo ass bunches up around your pants and it looks like a chicken nugget. Places you might see such a phenomenon include walmart or mcdonalds definitely not on a hike.
Damn why she gotta wear yoga pants she gotta whole chicken nugget ass. So nasty I can see the FUPA too.
by FupaChalupa209 May 27, 2021
Get the chicken nugget assmug. by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022
Get the Ass clownmug. 