Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads

Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Fuck Stand

An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’

‘My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways’

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

Fuck a hole in the ground

To be unscrupulous regarding sexual partners

He’d fuck a hole in the ground if it winked at him

by Akirabod December 20, 2023

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

fuck

i hate my life

1: i hate my life
2: fuck me
1: fuck you?fuck me

by ´åpoiudsa<asdopå¨ January 28, 2019

fucked shut

1. (adjective) Totally, permanently and irreversibly fucked. Similar to fubar but with the extra condition of being irreversible.

"Dude got t-boned by a semi going 70. He's fucked shut."

by a55hor53 September 19, 2019

Pervert perm fucks

literary every middle school skater kid.

"bro i ran into some pervert perm fucks on my way home last night,."

by 609897 November 28, 2022