National Bam n Alex Day

April 25th National Bam n Alex Day. The day the music lived ! （＾∀＾●）

On April 25th, we celebrated National Bam n Alex Day by drinking pororo drink and eating chicken.

by bammbeh June 10, 2024

Annoy Squidward Day

On January 15th, it’s annoy Squidward day!

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?

P1: do you know what today is

P2: annoy Squidward day?

P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021

bad food day

those days when you eat nothing but junk and you feel lazy, fat and disgusting.

Dude1: you want to go eat something later?

Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there

by FrankieQ7 February 18, 2011

National Slime Sartaj Day

When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

by zzsaturn July 7, 2025

Dumbass Day

The day of the week or fortnight where a young male is aroused slightly more than usual and has the accompanying false confidence that lead to an increased presence of actions of questionable wisdom.

I might wait 'til dumbass day to open that. It never works any other day.

by tinygiantman August 1, 2018

These days

Placeholder phrase used by reactionary idiots to introduce a banal thought that is either completely untrue, or has always been true.

These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in prison.

by whimsytea January 31, 2025

Wooden the Day

Wooden the Day means having a good morning after a bad night, often a sleepless night due to alcohol consumption but parenting is also a common cause.
Woodening the day is often active, so a person strives to wooden their day by choosing to partake in positive experiences which will require little concentration and mental effort.

"The toddler wouldn't stop crying but we woodened the day with a mimosa brunch."
"Honey, can you get me an Advil? It would totally wooden the day."
"After you clean up we can head back to Barnie's. That should wooden your day."

by ShyAaaaaaaaa November 24, 2021