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Dicks

They are fun to eat and suck daddy
I sucked your dicks
by Hhshjfjdjx December 21, 2021
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schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis
by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013
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Dick Flour

An accumulation of flour-esque residue located on the male genitalia, most often in and around folds.
Is that toe cheese on your penis or just some dick flour?
by Grainy March 16, 2013
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Chase’s dick

…there’s nothing to see here
“Have you seen Chase’s dick?”
Wdym?”
by SamHodgsen13 May 3, 2022
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Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.
Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.
by mustadio87 December 3, 2020
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Riri's dick

Unless many think, Marie is a top. Their dick is quite enormous, massive and humongus. Anyone would bottom for them.
"Oh my god I just had the best night of my life with Riri's dick!"
"No way I'm jealous!"
by ririgotthetoppestdickever February 20, 2023
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