My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying

Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.

by Tangly June 1, 2025

my card

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.

"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life

by Spghetty April 21, 2018

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024

Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

Cheesing on my Schwonz

to be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024