Ass pilgrim

One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.

Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim

by Pylesdriver January 31, 2017

cronchy ass

John prevadels ass is this

John, you have a cronchy ass.

by Cronchy February 11, 2018

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

Sad Ass

Terms Of CS:GO An individual, for the life of them, who cannot get out of Silver.

"Dude, Andrew is such a sad ass!"

by probablygrundge October 20, 2016

Pussy ass bitch

A coward who cheats on his beautiful fiancé with a gorilla looking tranny

“Ryan is a pussy ass bitch”

by PAB4Lyfe May 15, 2024

weird ass n*gga

an unpleasant person who gives off an odd vibe, does questionable things

“Man, Waldo is a weird ass n*gga. He sends his ex-girlfriend nudes of the women he’s talking to now!”

by cucumber_joe July 17, 2025

Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020