soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 12, 2020

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Drama Dick

A penis sculpted entirely of one person's need or desire to start drama.

Alternatively, having a boner caused by drama surrounding or caused by the person in question.

Tl;dr: A dick who starts drama.

Man, She's really trying to insert her drama dick into everything!
His drama dick from gossiping about company issues is bigger than the noodle near his caboodle.

by DCshoes March 31, 2015

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Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

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The man's most prized possession in his life depending on the size of it, the best size to have is the foot long most women will understand the concept of it if you just say to them "want my foot long" or unless you have a worm down there and just say this "hey my worms wiggling for you"

Guy with big penis: hey you've been to Subway cuz you gave me a foot long.

Guy with small penis: hey want a taste of my special tic tac it gives you minty breath.
Dick size is what makes most men proud of them selves

by Fat dick69 January 29, 2019

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Boys With Tight Dicks

Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.

Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.

by Mr. Dialogue November 22, 2021

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