two sack girl

When a girl is so unattractive that when you are sleeping with her both of you must wear a sack. Her to hide her face; him just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so hideous that she might just be a two sack girl

by DDubs February 1, 2016

Meat and Two Veg

Male genitalia

Hi Schnucks what you had for supper…..

I was really contemplating just having a salad but Mike came over and I ended up eating his meat and two veg. Quite a delicious and fulfilling way to end my evening 👍🏾👍🏾😋😋

by Marshmellow49 June 14, 2022

The Two Pot Fakeout

When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!

" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."

by Sierra Lazuli March 13, 2010

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Juan Two Manny

More than needed, more than one.

There are Juan two Manny people in this vehicle

by MannyTrombone March 16, 2011

two fat men

A name for MSN becuase of its little logo thing

lets have a chat about politics on two fat men

by Sam King January 10, 2009

10 on pump two

The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.

Yesterday at the gas station I put 10 on pump two

by dave brasky September 3, 2020