Red Waffle

(1) A Ginger-pubes with a well-used Blue Waffle.

So-called cos all them Gingers are ALWAYS on the fuckin' blob.

Guy 1: What the hell is that smell?

Guy 2: Oh, that ginger whore is scratchin her gee, its the smell of her manky red waffle.

Guy 1: I'm hungry.

Guy 2: :-S

by redwaffle1 July 6, 2010

Red Staggin

When a female of the species is highly intoxicated and casts extremely non discreet, sexually provocative stares toward a male, or multiple males depending on the measure of desperation. The hormonally charged woman is also undoubtedly on her period, which can only be confirmed with a dip stick check of her nethers.

"Dude, this chick on the other side of the bar is totally checking you out." "Nah man, look at her eyes and how she's sitting on that bar stool. She's totally red staggin."

by GuyGuyerson November 23, 2011

Red Muise

OMG!...this stunning Tribal Belly Dancer that I saw in NYC...I couldn't take my eyes off her...

Red Muise Elizabeth Muise Tribal Bellydance Tribal Fusion Belly Dance beautiful elegant classy sushi saketini St. Mark's Place NYC

by Franco-Prussian February 3, 2010

Red Lobster

When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

by Flying viper March 6, 2018

Red Zorro

When a girl is ragging and a guy fucks her then pulls out and makes the z on her face with his bloody cock

Dylan gave Kelly a red Zorro last night.

by Sara w August 21, 2007

Red Wings

Something you earn when, for the first time, you perform oral sex on a female while she is having a heavy flow day.

Ronnie: "Dang Steve, were you just eating ketchup sandwiches?"

Steve: "No Ronnie, I just got my Red Wings"

by HanoStegner May 4, 2014

the Red Menace

Slang for a woman's period.

"Is Marie okay? She's been really moody lately."
"She's fine, she's just got a case of the Red Menace."

by Peter Panick-Attack June 9, 2009