lonely bones sickness

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

by natsukko June 8, 2021

Throne N' Bone

The act of having sexual intercourse while trying to watch Game of Thrones.

Girl: "Wanna have sex?"

Guy: "But Game of Thrones is on!"

Girl: "It's either now or never!"

Guy: "Well, I suppose we could Throne N' Bone."

by Isrulius February 4, 2017

Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)

I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021

zombie bone disease

Slang for Arthritis

All old people eventually get zombie bone disease

by LuminousWedgie May 8, 2012

Rusty Chain Bone

When thirty or more 90 year old men perform anal sex in a chain line while dancing to disco. After the 6 day ritual is over each man eats the genitals of the man behind him. The first man who still has his dick intact can then take a small but powerful machine gun and repeatedly shoot the other 29+ people. Then apon sunrise of the 7th day, the only surviver will masturbate to his death.

Yo Guys We Should Get Some Friends Together And Go Have A Rusty Chain Bone!

by Hairy Bob August 17, 2009

tail bone sex

When you lay a female on her stomach and lubricate your penis and the crack of her ass, and tail bone section. Gently, without Penetration stroking back and forth, up and down until an orgasm is reached.

Let's have tail bone sex

by Joey Jaw Breaker May 12, 2008

L.B (lazy bones)

A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.

Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!

by Jennifer August 10, 2003