one of many phrases used to substitute for shit but you're also british so all you can think of is tea time later that day with sharon
by obj the sequel June 29, 2022
Get the SUGAR HONEY ICED TEAmug. Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*
by Iced_tea122 October 24, 2022
Get the I have an iced teamug. Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.
I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!
by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010
Get the Traffic Jam Hot Teamug. Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
by qtothewerty June 2, 2018
Get the Ron Swanson Tea Partymug. The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
by FuccBoii2k15 March 24, 2015
Get the Old-England Tea Bagmug. The flying tea-bag, commonly refered to as the F.T.B., is one of the most devestating attacks/acts of douchbaggery in existence to date. Do Not Attempt This Without A Trained Proffesional!!! BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, HARD FLOORS, OR GROUND CAN RESULT IN SERIOUSE INJURY OR DEATH.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
I was comin down the stairs and zach came around the bottom, not paying attention. I swung off the railing, caught him in forehead with a beautiful flying tea bag (ftb) and he went down flailing. I hit the ground standing and ran off into the sunset.
by RevLevi July 2, 2009
Get the Flying Tea Bag (FTB)mug. Usually can be found and bought in many a carryout in the DC area. half iced tea, half lemonade. it's sweet, but with a slight tanginess to it
Customer: "Can I get a Shrimp Platter with a Jumbo Iced Tea/Lemonade mix?"
Person at the register: "$7.50. You're order #55."
Person at the register: "$7.50. You're order #55."
by purple_sheboodles29 September 18, 2009
Get the Iced Tea/Lemonade Mixmug.