whippets piss

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.

I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.

by Closet Northener December 26, 2016

pissed out

Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.

I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”
I had to much beer to drink, then said to my guest, “Lady I just pissed out your love seat.”

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021

Morse piss

Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.

Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.

by HOMERO89 November 9, 2017

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

Washer piss

When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.

Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!

by Gabe NewBell December 12, 2013

Piss and Dash

The act of urinating then leaving the restroom before anyone realizes you didn't wash your hands.

Jeff: Dude?!?! How did you get back so fast?
Scott: Dude, It's called piss and dash! Time is of the essence.

by Mullet Runner February 22, 2011

piss camp

a gathering of "occupy-ists" where piss seems to be the main attraction

Person1: "Hey what's going on in them tents over there?"
Person2: "Oh that's just Occupy ____; it's the best PISS CAMP around!"

by occupyurban November 16, 2011