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In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
by dunkentz November 19, 2009
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facebook-lovers

People who share their undying love for each other over Facebook with no regard to their friends' news feeds. They say the most cliché things that they wouldn't even say in person to each other, but they do on Facebook.
Random Facebook user: Wow, Kelsie and Blake are the most annoying Facebook-lovers. Have they heard of a phone? They are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.
by JoMommaFroGeorgia July 8, 2012
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Facebook Hate

A hate you have for a person based on their status', wall posts, etc that either clutter your feed or bother you, while not actually knowing them in real life.
"Did you see Brians Wall? He updated his status 20 times in one hour! God, I facebook Hate that Kid"

"His videos are so stupid. why does he think i wanna see them? I Facebook Hate him, but i dont really know him."
by MaFieldsTt! December 29, 2009
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Facebook Fashionable

An action committed on facebook (or another social networking tool) that is considered "in", "hip" or "fashionable" that would not necessarily be as accepted in the real world.
#1: Why do all these girls make that stupid duckface in all their pictures in facebook and myspace?

#2: Well, even though they all look like retarded, attention-seeking, teenage whores, it is considered facebook fashionable...
by VinnDogg July 8, 2010
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Facebook Iced

Derived from "Icing" or "Getting Iced", a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. Getting "Facebook Iced" is the sober nerdy alternative prank.

The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.

Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.

In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".

FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
I totally grabbed Tylers phone and Facebook Iced him while he was tryin' to creep on that bebegurl!
by TotesNAppropes June 10, 2011
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facebook bagged

Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.
So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!
by jw9 September 10, 2009
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Mommed the Facebook

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".
I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.
by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009
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