M. Night Shyamalan 

A director best known for making good movies earlier in his career and increasingly ill received movies as of late. His movies also infamously use twist endings

Interviewer: "Mr. M. Night we loved 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Signs' but how can ypu possibly explain 'The Last Airbender'?"

M. Night Shyamalan:" You think I will answer this question but"

M. Night Shyamalan by breakstress July 6, 2010

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

scooping what I'm pooping by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010

L.A.M.E. status update 

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

L.A.M.E. status update by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011

くぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklーzxcvbんm 

When you're so bored, that you type everything in order on a Japanese qwerty keyboard. Basically, its qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but on a Japanese qwerty keyboard.

I think I just くぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklーzxcvbんm

くぇrちゅいおぱsdfghjklーzxcvbんm by Ozone1126 February 4, 2021

oh shit i'm dead

What you say when you are dead

The name explains itself really

oh shit i'm dead by Oh Shit I'm Dead April 17, 2006

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

M. Night Shyamalan 

The director who single handedly destroyed the movie Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was after this movie that he was cast into a prison until he could salvage the trilogy.

Man 1: What happened to M. Night Shyamalan?

Man 2: Oh didn't you hear? The Avatar fans kidnapped him and sold his possessions to fund a new movie.

M. Night Shyamalan by dirk_monkey July 10, 2010