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Bucket

A veasle to contain porn
Spy: this, is a bucket
Soldier: DEAR GOD
Spy: there's more
Soldier: NO
by Shabingus Mc Dingus January 8, 2025
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Filling the Bucket

Completing all items on your bucket list before your inevitable death.
Uncle Randy might have died in obscurity but at least he succeeded in filling the bucket.
by bluefleminko March 12, 2020
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don't get mad get buckets

1. a way of life

2. something to shout at passerbys
3. response to a sore loser
1. "you know man, don't get mad, get buckets"

2. *sees basketball player on the street* "DON'T GET MAD GET BUCKETS"
3. Steven and John are playing a friendly game of foosball and upon losing the game John throws a fit. Steven: Don't get mad, get buckets

#buckets #cookies
by walker4three January 11, 2017
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Chicago Chili Bucket

When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown
Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket
by Syntex March 5, 2024
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Bucket Baby

A baby has been put into a bucket to kill it, during the period of time when Chen Yun inforced a 1 child policy onto residents.

During this time, males were more valuable than females because men would carry the family name, so female children were often killed.
What is something women in China may fear?

Becoming a bucket baby!
by Mr. Hunter's AP Class October 16, 2021
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Starving Buckets

Feeling so hungry to the point that you think can eat buckets full of edibles.
by MsLim March 2, 2011
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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