anal beams

What comes out your ass when you use laser buttplugs

Guy: wow those are some amazing anal beams

by Weedbruh June 2, 2016

Anal bowl

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy

by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019

suez anal

hardcore anal until the ass is spread like the suez canal

i love suez anal - james matthew and sam

by j6seige May 24, 2023

anal rossing

When you get your asshole tickled lightly with a paintbrush. Named after the famous Bob Ross who is the best person ever.

Bae: Gimme an anal rossing
You: What?

Bae: Just act like my asshole is a canvas.

You: With paint!?
Bae: Maybe....

by §¡Ñ May 30, 2018

Anal passing

Anal passing is where two people put the ends of their asses opposite each other and stretch it widely so that when one of them poops, the poop goes into the other's ass and they keep passing it around.

The two students got caught anal passing and were expelled

by OfficialChocolateBar September 1, 2021

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.

I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017