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Bitch Tits

What you call your sisters when they get boob jobs, and then taunt you with how perky their breasts are.
I'm so jealous of your perky knockers. From now on, I'm calling you Bitch Tits.
by The Saggy Sister February 18, 2014
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Rizzler tits

Incredibly saggy breasts that look like they need to be rolled up in order to put into a bra.
by Didde February 11, 2019
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Leather Tit

A woman who has been rode hard over the years, who has 5 childeren or more, whithin the perameteres of 13 months, in a fiscal year. Rendering her nipples and breasticle areas, similar to leather and or pleather, similar to a couch or a salty baseball glove.
Holy crap, shes an old leather tit, looks like she been rode hard and put away wet.
by leatherlipz August 2, 2012
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tit-nipplyness

The degree to which one's nipples are evident through one's clothing

Often a side effect of cold weather and/or physical stimulation
by Daniel Harold May 6, 2004
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tit-and-run

When a boobie bandit runs by and yanks down a girl's tube-top shirt.

First uttered in the wild on Twitter after actress Felicia Day voiced her anxiety over said possibility.
Dude, that perv just pulled a tit-and-run on that girl. What a ballsy move!
by Mila Das December 17, 2009
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hairy tits

She had great boobs but her hairy tits felt like sucking on a cherry dipped in a dog's ass
by wackyaudit April 19, 2014
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Pit Tits

Fat or flesh that can't be classified as back fat or actual breast tissue that hangs under the arms. They are the counterpart to Bingo Wings, the excess fat or sagging skin

on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.
I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.
by Ephemily January 10, 2013
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