Life Spoilers

Children - more specifically, one's own offspring.

Jeez. I'd be driving a Porsche 911 now if we didn't have the Life Spoilers.

by Tegsy July 6, 2009

Diamond Life

Diamond is a clothing company that is especially popular in the U.S.

Diamond life is when somebody wheres exclusively diamond clothing

people who wear diamond usually have "swag"

Guy 1: "Dude is that a new diamond crew neck?"
Guy 2: "ya"
Guy 1: "oh, so i guess you're diamond life now"
Guy 2: "ya I got mad swag"

by MARIOFRANCOLIKESCHICKENS December 12, 2013

my life

sadness lots and lots of sadness

my life= lots and lots of sadness
person 1: hey hows life
person 2: sadness lots and lots of sadness
person 1: cool!

by hingadowshow December 4, 2018

A day in the life

Referring to spending one day in the life of someone else, esp. someone who has it exceptionally good/easy.

Look at Luke asleep in a hammock at noon on a Tuesday. Ahh a day in the life.

by Pseudoswim May 4, 2017

bitches for life

A group of girls

These are my bitches for life!

by cheerleade2005 January 4, 2016

Life orgasm

When you think of an idea (usually when high) that brings extreme joy and pleasure, but only lasts as long as you can keep it.

*After blunt

Ross: Yeah dog that blunt was tight, so what are we doin' tomorrow?

Matt: Ohhh EAhah.... Dude! I just remembered we were snowboarding tomorrow! Totally just had a life orgasm

by Hola4Tola January 4, 2011

Life Virgin

Somebody who has not done anything with his or her life, therefore their life has yet to loose its virginity

i.e. a Life Virgin has never been abroad, never experienced love, never got drunk

by Ziltoid The Nonmiscient February 3, 2014