Teacher: *asks simple yes/no question*
Nerd: *Gives a 10 minute 8 paragraph verbal answer*
Person A: “did you hear _____ they are the biggest sweat”
Person B: *mimiking the nerd* “according to my calculathionth, I am a sweat” *(nerdy lisp)*
Person A: Yeah, what a Sweaty Try-hard!
Person B: Hello and welcome to destination perspiration!
Person A: *exaggerates the movement of wiping sweat from their forehead* Begibing to perspire are we?
Person A + B: *gets in trouble for talking*
Nerd: *Gives a 10 minute 8 paragraph verbal answer*
Person A: “did you hear _____ they are the biggest sweat”
Person B: *mimiking the nerd* “according to my calculathionth, I am a sweat” *(nerdy lisp)*
Person A: Yeah, what a Sweaty Try-hard!
Person B: Hello and welcome to destination perspiration!
Person A: *exaggerates the movement of wiping sweat from their forehead* Begibing to perspire are we?
Person A + B: *gets in trouble for talking*
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Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:
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2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
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