Christian

A person with a very petite and cute penis, but he makes up for it with his great sense of smell. He is compassionate and hopeful.

Wow did you see CHRISTIAN at the fast food joint last night!

by Edward727 March 7, 2022

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Christian

he only has nigga friends beacuse white prople suck🤡🤡. he has a long dick and he can get all the girls he wants. nigga man called rehan is going to confirm that.

wow, look! that's christian the stupid nigga.

*christian stealing him all vbucks*

by lookkkk November 22, 2021

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christian knight

A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything

It's a Christian knight

by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017

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His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.

Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.

by GeetLord January 5, 2018

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