that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

Goat

goat good

"GOATS SHALL TAKE OVER ALL HUMANS"

by short goat September 7, 2022

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Ugly Goat 🖤🐐

Just a young person that seeks for pleasure

Is boyfriend & girlfriend a thing these days. Fuck that. Chase a bag, fuck bitches , live life ~ Ugly Goat 🖤🐐

by Ugly Goat August 2, 2019

Goat

Bruce Flores is the goat he’s is so good at fifa and loves spurs #COYS

Bruce Flores is the Goat

by Conor boss June 20, 2023