may the lord open

Prayer used to beseech divine intervention for someone afflicted with constipation and in the grips of a prolonged blum

I've been struggling all day to take a dump and all I have to show for it is a few crumbs. May the lord open.

by Sidney's natural resources October 14, 2019

Friday May,22 - Friday May,29

BFF HOLIDAY!!!!!!!! Appreciate your bff these few days cuz this is the BEST TIME to do it

hey its may 26 its bff holiday lets hang out! ( Friday May,22 - Friday May,29 )

by doge_doggos May 19, 2020

May the fourth be with you

International Star Wars Day, May 4th.

May the fourth be with you all.

by Sir Duke Lord IV October 11, 2012

May 24th 2021

Eat a bowl of rigatoni on May 24th 2021

"Yo remember to eat your rigatoni on May 24th 2021"

by Pasta Bitch April 26, 2021

may 22nd 2005

if u were born on may 22nd 2005 u r automatically fabulous. no more needs to be said.

person 1: hey when’s ur bday ?

person 2: its may 22nd 2005

person 1: holy fuck ! that means ur fabulous!

person 2: i know right ;)))

by catpiss101 March 26, 2021

May 11, 2021

The Marked Day.
No man will know until it comes.
Nothing can save you.

A stranger dressed in a suit coat and top hat remained behind after a party. Neither host invited nor knew him.
Host 1: Excuse me, who are you?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
Host 1: What?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
The unknown man disappeared.
Host 2: Maxwell, call the cops.
Host 1: I don’t think they can help us.

by SkwidBoyTV November 1, 2020

ah dou mai

Ah dou mai is when you play games for to long then you go to stand up and you cum

ah fuck I just ah dou mai

by hi im dumb April 12, 2021