Kill the dog

To have a fart that smells so bad it would kill a dog or small animal in the line of fire.

Person 1: *Farts*
Person 2: "Aw man it sinks! Did you kill the dog?!

by Eroding February 12, 2025

kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."

by ruby_wired September 28, 2023

mc kill your self

something to say to you lads

go and get a mc kill your self

by riccarroll October 22, 2017

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Never Kill It

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!

Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

The killing tree

The timber reeks of hell

Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death

Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot

The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave

The killing tree represents a dump sight

by Dick shaver 1 April 10, 2022

boy killing season

where you date and break as many guys as you can between April 1st and July 31stq

I want boy killing season to start already

by ashenred February 21, 2024