Jordan

To be perfect

I wanna be like Jordan

by Empress Jordan March 30, 2020

jordan

that nigga is dumb

theres jordan always got them big ass pants

by chase muse September 15, 2023

Jordan

My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-

-ian

Jordan is adorable

by Abiglee February 20, 2021

Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordan the squirrel

Jordan the squirrel

a youtuber with over 200 subs

Did you guys watch Jordan the squirrels new video.

by Meme Trash11111111 August 18, 2018

Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020