Orange Crush

Shoving a lightbulb in your own or another persons asshole and making it shatter.

"I've been trying new stuff in bed"
"What have you been trying"
"Orange Crush"

by biggs0720 May 18, 2025

Crush

A crush is when you have feelings for or you are attracted to a person.
Whether you know the person or not you can still have an attraction crush.
A crush is the worst feeling in the world, because it is essentially liking someone who might not like you back. Crushes suck, but they can be nice sometimes.

Syteah: I think I have a crush on that girl from the supermarket.
Lylah: You haven't even spoken to her, you don't know each other.
Syteah: I know that, but this crush is gonna haunt my dreams.
Lylah: You're ridiculous!

by your-favourite-disappointment April 14, 2022

Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022

Crush

Ask your crush if they like you back

Crush

by PROQUEENPQ November 6, 2020

Crushed

To get fucked really hard.

“My ex sent me a video of her getting crushed.’

by menalchan April 21, 2025

Crushing

Cruising over. Coming over. On the way

I have time to hang out at my house. Ok. I'm crushing.

by focusedfiat500e June 1, 2020

Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."

Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about

by lonkischinese October 3, 2022